07/07/2009
07/05/2009
06/26/2009
06/23/2009
06/22/2009
06/17/2009
Introducing the Comfort Wipe
“Being a big guy certainly has its advantages AND its disadvantages!”
06/17/2009
“Hey guys, distract her while the big guy goes in for the kill.”
06/16/2009
06/10/2009
"Be gentle with me; it's my first time."
Me: Where’s your right hand?
Her: Between my legs.
Me: Where’s you left hand?
Her: Holding the phone.



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